Friends in Redbornstoke Morris have suggested he may need to visit the estate agents after succeeding Lynn Rogers as archivist on 1 January, 2000.
But Adrian has come up with a less-drastic plan to provide a home for the treasured papers. "My office at work has a table in it, under which I can get six of the boxes," he says.
"Also at work, I happen to have a mansion that's quite big, called Wrest Park. There's a cupboard under the stairs that has lots of space and lots of temperature stability, and I can put the rest of the boxes in there."
Maintaining a good atmosphere is important, of course - so readers will be glad to know the cupboard also contains a Beckstein grand piano.
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